Minions Quotes

When I look in the mirror and see gray hair & tiny wrinkles I think, "They sure don't make mirrors like they used to."

 These weekends are starting to feel a lot like a 30 minute lunch break 🥺🤢😣

 You know you're getting old when "friends with benefits" means having someone who can drive at night...🤣

I get more cleaning done in ten minutes when someone says they are coming over than I do all month.😅😂

All I know is that I was sitting here, totally innocent, behaving myself. And then I met Y'all.

 "I'm really starting to get sick of not being a millionaire."

Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job

 I'm proud to announce I've completed the first item on my bucket list... I have the bucket 🪣

"Adulting is being excited to just go home and go to bed."

 Husbands are the best people to share secrets with 🤷‍♀️ They will never tell anyone because they weren’t even listening anyways.

I don't always go the extra mile but when I do, it's because I missed my exit 🤨

Every poop you take in October is called a Spookey Dookey  👻👻 💀 👻 👻

There is no better sleep than "I don't have work tomorrow" kinda sleep ❤️