I try to avoid drama because the mouth my mama gave me didn't come with a filter.
I try to avoid drama because the mouth my mama gave me didn't come with a filter.😁 x
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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took three days, but whatever.
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No one knows how much I went through this year but I stayed strong & didn’t quit
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A man who busts his butt to provide for his family is a winner, no matter what his job description is
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You gotta love Daylight Saving Time. There's nothing like watching the sunset while you're eating lunch
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Light travels faster than sound which is why some people appear to be bright until they open their mouths
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Respect people who wear glasses. They paid money to see you!
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This is not a bakery. I don't sugarcoat anything. If you ask for my opinion, don't be mad when it's not what you want to hear.
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Something life has taught me... if you think you truly know a person, you better think again.
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You just don't see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
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REPEAT AFTER ME: I'm allowed to do what's best for me, even if it upsets people
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So happy the political ads, calls, and texts will finally end. I think that's one thing we can all agree upon!
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning. It was a booby trap.
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If you let a kid decide their own gender, you are the problem!
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We are living in a day where people are proud of what they should be ashamed of.
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I've been farting in a lot more places lately, I really don't care anymore...
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Remember to check your kids candy. Those peanut butter cups are for you!
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To anybody I offended in 2024 work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again in 2025
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When you realize that the most profitable businesses are WAR & ILLNESS, its easy easy to understand what’s going on
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Go ahead and put that Christmas tree up. Nothing makes sense anyway...
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People that bleach their butthole are technically changing their ringtone...
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You don't realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended license.
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We live in a generation of emotionally weak people. Everything has to be watered down because it’s offensive, including the truth
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I asked my 8 year old what she learned at school today. She said: “Apparently not enough because I have to go back tomorrow.”
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At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
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Feels like we're all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us
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I am stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out it is not for me, but I appreciated the opportunity.
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Tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair. 1- Be old. 2- Sit in a chair
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Oh great, Daylight Saving Time is over. Now we can enjoy a sunset while eating lunch.
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I am not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then
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"I never worry for my sister, I worry for anyone who gets in her freakin' way"
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Clocks go back this weekend… hopefully they go back to the time when groceries were affordable.
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