Minions Quotes

When a woman says "First of all" in an argument, R un away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you.

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97... And live comfortably for 11 minutes.

EV owners should ONLY be allowed to charge their cars using solar and wind power, otherwise it's just pretend.

My little sister complained about her boyfriend to me and I advised her to leave him. Today she posted "No monkey can separate us"

Younger people in their 20’s think that their lives suck now.. Buckle up buttercup, it hasn’t even began yet!

 It's Christmas not X-mas!!! Don't remove Christ from His Birthday. Please don't X out The Lord.

I try to avoid drama because the mouth my mama gave me didn't come with a filter.😁 x

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took three days, but whatever.😅🤣 x

No one knows how much I went through this year but I stayed strong & didn’t quit

PLEASE JOIN ME FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF WTF?!

A man who busts his butt to provide for his family is a winner, no matter what his job description is.🤨

You gotta love Daylight Saving Time. There's nothing like watching the sunset while you're eating lunch...

Light travels faster than sound which is why some people appear to be bright until they open their mouths.

Respect people who wear glasses.  They paid money to see you! 👀🤓👀

This is not a bakery. I don't sugarcoat anything. If you ask for my opinion, don't be mad when it's not what you want to hear.🍩 x

 The gossip in my town is faster than the wifi 😁

Something life has taught me... if you think you truly know a person, you better think again.

You just don't see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.

REPEAT AFTER ME: I'm allowed to do what's best for me, even if it upsets people

 So happy the political ads, calls, and texts will finally end. I think that's one thing we can all agree upon!