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When I look in the mirror and see gray hair & tiny wrinkles I think, "They sure don't make mirrors like they used to."

When I look in the mirror and see gray hair & tiny wrinkles I think, "They sure don't make mirrors like they used to."
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These weekends are starting to feel a lot like a 30 minute lunch break

 These weekends are starting to feel a lot like a 30 minute lunch break 🥺🤢😣
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You know you're getting old when "friends with benefits" means having someone who can drive at night...

 You know you're getting old when "friends with benefits" means having someone who can drive at night...🤣
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I get more cleaning done in ten minutes when someone says they are coming over than I do all month

I get more cleaning done in ten minutes when someone says they are coming over than I do all month.😅😂
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All I know is that I was sitting here, totally innocent, behaving myself. And then I met Y'all.

All I know is that I was sitting here, totally innocent, behaving myself. And then I met Y'all.
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I'm really starting to get sick of not being a millionaire

 "I'm really starting to get sick of not being a millionaire."
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Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job

Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job
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