Minions Quotes

Women are like cell phones...

They like to be held, talked to and touched often, but push the wrong button and your butt could be disconnected.

My little sister complained about her boyfriend to me and I advised her to leave him. Today she posted "No monkey can separate us"

When a woman says "First of all" in an argument, R un away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you.

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97... And live comfortably for 11 minutes.